Kaiya: What's a dictionary? Why don't they just look it up online? A dictionary sounds so old fashioned.
Evalyn: Mommy, look at me I'm sliding like a penguin. Quack, quack, quack! Look I'm jumping like a penguin too!
Evalyn: Daddy, I'm a queen. Do you want to come in my castle and you can be a ... guy?
Tom: Alright girls quick anatomy lesson. This area is what we call a pelvis. It is a pelvis but the pelvis is actually this whole area. (gestures to his entire pelvis area) This area in between the legs is called a crotch.
Kaiya: What?! That's a silly name. It should be called the pelvis.
Tom: I know. We say pelvis because it sounds better than Crotch. Crotch just sounds so ... ugh. Pelvis just rolls off the tongue better.
(Whispers to Mysti) That sounded dirty.
Morgan: Pelvis really does sound better than crotch.
Viola: I'm the queen of the queen castle. Morgan you aren't the queen! You are just a neckey butt!
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