July 26 2010

Kaiya: This is a disaster!
Me: What is a disaster?
Kaiya: I’m all funned out.

Morgan: I want an Aurora birthday party.
Kaiya: I want a dinosaur birthday on my next birthday.
Morgan: I dinosaur too.
Me: Are you sure Morgan, or are you just saying what Kaiya wants?
Morgan: I dinosaur party.
Me: What kind of dinosaur do you want?
Morgan: Ummm Aurora.

Morgan: Mommy a kitty chair, a kitty chair, a kitty, baby awake, crackers!

Kaiya: Daddy, you’re fat.
Tom: I’m not fat.
Kaiya: Yes you are.
…
Tom: It’s not nice to call people fat.
Kaiya: I’m not calling you fat. You’re just fat.
Tom: *laughing*
Kaiya: (Trying to explain why she isn’t insulting Tom) Fat daddies are … fat.

July 22 2010

Kaiya (with a Sothern accent): Morgan, I am the bride. The brides do the cookin’. I am makin’ the food and I have an apron on so that my dress won’t get messy. Do you want to marry me?

Mysti: Morgan we don’t put binkies in our pelvises. Keep toys out of your pelvis and butt.
Mysti: Morgan get that crown out of your but! If you put any more toys in between your butt cheeks today you will go in time out.

Kaiya (Moaning): Ouch oh ouch……
Morgan: Kaiya what’s wrong?
Kaiya: I’m hurt and dying.
Kaiya (to me): Morgan just hurted me very badly.

Kaiya (Handing me a sticker with the letter B on it): Mom I just want you to have this so you will remember your father. It will just remind you of him.

Three days of cute.

Kaiya: Mommy I am so sick I need a special Breakfast in bed. I want to come help you make it!
Morgan: I sick too. I help make breakfast in bed too!

Morgan: Mommy we go to church today?
Me: No Morgan not today. We go on Sunday.
Morgan: Yeah and I cry and cry.
Me: Yes you do. You like to go. Why do you always cry?
Morgan (after a pause to think): Ummmm Cause I happy.

Kaiya (to her friend Sadie): It is such a lovely day to have a lunch date. This food tastes so nice. What a lovely lunch!
Kaiya (again to her friend Sadie): I am eating and drinking. My body is making poop and pee.
Sadie: I am making tea.
Kaiya: No Sadie I said PEE.
Sadie: Well I am making Tea!
Kaiya: I am making all different kinds of pee and poop.

Kaiya: Mommy I just love you so much. Can I keep you forever?
Me: Of course you can. I want to have you forever too.
Kaiya: Can I have you all to my self now?

Kaiya: Mommy it’s snuggle o’clock. Time to snuggle me.

Morgan: Mommy let’s play yoga.
Morgan (trying to do a tree pose): Look at me I so tricky.

Classic Kaiya and Morgan quotes.

Kaiya, Age 2.
Mysti: Kaiya! Behave!
Kaiya: OK, Mommy. I’m “hāv”now.

Kaiya, Age 3. Morgan, Age 2. (Morgan kept wandering off in public places, so we finally broke down and bought a harness. The first time we put it on her…)
Kaiya: Can I walk the Morgan?

Weekends are fun.

Kaiya (with a southern accent): I love the Princess and the Slimy Little Frog.

Morgan: I love the new jumpoline

Morgan: Mama, look I dropped my nose.

Kaiya: Mommy, you do good work taking care of your kids. I am so proud of you! *kiss*

Morgan ( Dressed up like Tinker Bell with sunglasses that have only one lens. ) Look at me! I a pretty princess. I had a fight.

Kaiya: I like the “bug the Morgan” game. It’s my favorite.

Morgan to Kaiya: Come inside now, dear.

Morgan: Do you like that, sweet heart?
Kaiya: No, you’re “sweet heart”. I’m “sweet pea”.

Building the Playhouse.
Tom: It’s a good thing I have you as my helper, huh?
Kaiya: Yeah. If you didn’t, it would look ugly.

Building a play house.

Kaiya: Oh dang! I dropped my ketchup.

Kaiya (Pretending to talk into a microphone): Attention everyone! Look at me, Kaiya. Now I can tell you all about building. When building be sure to build a play house not a doll house. It isn’t for Cinderella, but you can dress like Cinderella for parties and then go into the play house. Be sure to not go near the bugs. They may sting you. That is all.

Kaiya: Dad, I have to wear my wedding dress to bed. *pout* You just don't understand!

4th of July

Kaiya (wielding a microphone): Say your name and what you like.
Tom (into the microphone): My name is daddy. Some people call me Tom. I’m a Capricorn. I like long walks on the beach, getting caught in the rain and Piña coladas.
Kaiya (into the microphone): Hi, my name is Kaiya. I like giant robots. I cap them with a ray gun and put them in the bathtub.

Kaiya: Yeah!! Daddy didn’t light himself on fire!!

Morgan: Ooooooh! I like the Starklers!

Hug = Broken Pinky

Kaiya: Oh Mom! Why do I have to put cloths on?

Kaiya (To Morgan): Haha now you have to go to sleep!

Tom: I'm not going to get Kaiya Rice Crispies again for a long time.
Kaiya: No! I want them for a long time!

Morgan: It's morning! *turns light on*
Mysti (waking up): Noooo. Morning hurts.

Tom (to Kaiya): Oh, don’t break my pinky. I’m just hugging you.

First Post!

Kaiya: Dad, I saved all the poop for ya’.

Tom: Don’t “RAWR” with your mouth full.

Mysti: Keep moving Morgan. The monkey isn’t going to bite you.

Kaiya: Oh I have always wanted to get shots in my arms. Mom why did they give me shots in my arms.

Tom: Get your toes out of my crack!

Kaiya: *singing* Hail to the Queen! Hail to me! Oops, I fell off my throne.

Kaiya (About Morgan): Mom she’s evil. Will you get her out of the tub?

Morgan: No I don’t want to be the cheese. Don’t eat me!

Kaiya (To Tom): You know Grandma Hood? … Your mom?