(Kayia - On fighting bad guys)
Kaiya: Muscles are good for fighting bad guys... To deathness. Which is good, 'cause we have guns, and we have fists. And feet to kick!
Kaiya: If there were any bad guys around here, we would shoot them or punch them or kick them in the face, and it would hurt them for real.
Kaiya: If there were an alien near our house we would just shoot it with a gun and punch it 'till it's dead. And then we would THROW IT ON THE GROUND! (to the tune of “Throw it on the Ground” SNL Digital Short)
Mysti: Would it cry?
Kaiya: No. It would be dead.
Kaiya: We'll make up new hurting moves as we go along that's different each time and new each time.
Morgan: Mommy, can I have some candy.
Mytsti: No.
Morgan: Mommy, Yes. I need my candy. Yes.
Morgan: Sausage is like meat marshmallows.
Kaiya: Dad, can we light this on fire?
