Tom: Where did you get such a cute little butt?
Kaiya: Uhhh. Jesus made it?
Kaiya: I’m making a gun.
Tom: What are you going to shoot with it?
Kaiya: Uh you.
Tom ( putting parmesan cheese on pasta) : Morgan say when.
Morgan: I win!
Mysti: You knew there were cupcakes. Why did you fill up on salad?
Kaiya: Don’t make me eat my own butt! (in an airy voice) I think it’s beautiful.
Kaiya: When I grow up I can be a mommy. When Morgan grows up she can be a sea plane pirate. When the babies grow up they get to be astronauts.
Kaiya amd Morgan: *singing* Old Mc Donald had a farm eieioh, and on that farm he had some underwear eieioh. With some underwear underwear hear and some underwear underwear there eieioh,
Kaiya (wearing a crown and a dress-up wedding dress, looking for her veil): I found it! Now I can be the princess bride!
Kaiya (climbing off a desk): It’s OK. I’m OK. It’s just my hip.
Kaiya ( when having a splinter taken out ): No don’t sew me!
Morgan ( When screaming bloody murder at bed time ) Ah ah ah Daddy I snuggle! Ah ah ah Mommy I snuggle Kaiya!!!!
Kaiya: Mommy I dressed you up like a queen. Now you are as gorgeous as me.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
An overdue update
Kaiya: What's in your pocket? *sticks hand in Mysti’s back pocket* A butt? *singing* Smooshy butt smooshy butt. Spank the bottom.
Kaiya: What's pick-pocketing?
Morgan: I some more fruit snacks.
Mysti: No
Morgan: Yes
Mysti: No
Morgan: (grabbes my nose) *giggles* talk like Squidward.
Kaiya: Morgan stop it. I don’t like the enthusiasm!
Morgan: Mom, Kaiya bugs me!
Mysti: What did she do?
Morgan: Kaiya kisses me! I don’t like them.
Kaiya (getting changed out of a fancy dress): Mom the normal Kaiya is coming back now.
Mysti (talking to Viola): Who’s my silly girl?
Evalyn: Sguee *kick*
Mysti: Morgan please stop licking my mascara out of the tube.
Kaiya: I’ve been sucking on my underpants!
Kaiya: Mom I need a two piece swimming suite. It makes it so my beautiful butt doesn’t show.
Kaiya: I’m so proud of you, Mother and Father.
Tom: Now that we have a toaster, we should get some toaster strudel.
Mysti: I’ve never had toasted toaster strudel.
Kaiya had just stabbed the Mysti dragon. Mysti fell down dead and asked, "Now what are you going to do?"
Kaiya said, "Cut you up" and proceeded to pretend to dice Mysti.
When Mysti was all sliced up into little bits, she asked "Now what will you do with me?"
Kaiya said, "Now we eat you!" and merrily started feeding hand-fulls of diced mommy to Evalyn and Viola.
Kaiya: What's pick-pocketing?
Morgan: I some more fruit snacks.
Mysti: No
Morgan: Yes
Mysti: No
Morgan: (grabbes my nose) *giggles* talk like Squidward.
Kaiya: Morgan stop it. I don’t like the enthusiasm!
Morgan: Mom, Kaiya bugs me!
Mysti: What did she do?
Morgan: Kaiya kisses me! I don’t like them.
Kaiya (getting changed out of a fancy dress): Mom the normal Kaiya is coming back now.
Mysti (talking to Viola): Who’s my silly girl?
Evalyn: Sguee *kick*
Mysti: Morgan please stop licking my mascara out of the tube.
Kaiya: I’ve been sucking on my underpants!
Kaiya: Mom I need a two piece swimming suite. It makes it so my beautiful butt doesn’t show.
Kaiya: I’m so proud of you, Mother and Father.
Tom: Now that we have a toaster, we should get some toaster strudel.
Mysti: I’ve never had toasted toaster strudel.
Kaiya had just stabbed the Mysti dragon. Mysti fell down dead and asked, "Now what are you going to do?"
Kaiya said, "Cut you up" and proceeded to pretend to dice Mysti.
When Mysti was all sliced up into little bits, she asked "Now what will you do with me?"
Kaiya said, "Now we eat you!" and merrily started feeding hand-fulls of diced mommy to Evalyn and Viola.
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