Kaiya: What's in your pocket? *sticks hand in Mysti’s back pocket* A butt? *singing* Smooshy butt smooshy butt. Spank the bottom.
Kaiya: What's pick-pocketing?
Morgan: I some more fruit snacks.
Mysti: No
Morgan: Yes
Mysti: No
Morgan: (grabbes my nose) *giggles* talk like Squidward.
Kaiya: Morgan stop it. I don’t like the enthusiasm!
Morgan: Mom, Kaiya bugs me!
Mysti: What did she do?
Morgan: Kaiya kisses me! I don’t like them.
Kaiya (getting changed out of a fancy dress): Mom the normal Kaiya is coming back now.
Mysti (talking to Viola): Who’s my silly girl?
Evalyn: Sguee *kick*
Mysti: Morgan please stop licking my mascara out of the tube.
Kaiya: I’ve been sucking on my underpants!
Kaiya: Mom I need a two piece swimming suite. It makes it so my beautiful butt doesn’t show.
Kaiya: I’m so proud of you, Mother and Father.
Tom: Now that we have a toaster, we should get some toaster strudel.
Mysti: I’ve never had toasted toaster strudel.
Kaiya had just stabbed the Mysti dragon. Mysti fell down dead and asked, "Now what are you going to do?"
Kaiya said, "Cut you up" and proceeded to pretend to dice Mysti.
When Mysti was all sliced up into little bits, she asked "Now what will you do with me?"
Kaiya said, "Now we eat you!" and merrily started feeding hand-fulls of diced mommy to Evalyn and Viola.
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