Twin fun 10/16/2013

Mysti: Evey, I love you.  Could you be any cuter?
Evalyn: Uh huh. (then she starts prancing around the room and squeaking.)


Viola: It's time for the snuggles!

Obey me, I'm your queen! 10/13/2013

Morgan: Get back hear you. Fruit Loops, obey me, I'm your queen!

Morgan: Mom, I don't want muffins can I have peanut butter and jelly instead? Can I have cereal, anything else?
Mysti: Sure we can do that.  You don't have to eat muffins.  They are too delicious anyway.
Morgan: But I want muffins.  Why can't I have them?
Mysti (to Tom): Chicks man!

Moms are for cuddling. 10/12/2013

Evalyn: (farts while snuggling Mysti) Mom, I just farted at ya! (giggles)

Viola: Daddy, you can't snuggle me!  You are for rough housing.  Only mom is for cuddles.

How to deal with sad babies. 10/11/2013

Evalyn: Mom, these babies are sad. Aww, the little babies. Now I need to tie them up.

Kaiya: Happy! Happy!
Morgan: What does that even mean?
Kaiya: It means that I'm happy!

Viola: (runs up to Mysti in nothing but underwear) Mom, I need to go cook!
Mysti: I think daddy just finished watching a show about people doing that...
(Tom had just finished watching Breaking Bad a week earlier.)

Fist bumps and sparkles! 10/9/2013

Viola: I was hitting the door with my bones.
Mysti: You did?  Did you hit it with your fist?
Viola: Yeah!  Like this.  (She holds up her two fists for a fist bump)


Mysti: What's the family rule?
Morgan: Not in the face or pelvis.
Mysti: That's right.

Vilola: Mom, those socks are so fluffy and cozy.  (she sits on my foot) Ahh, this is so nice.  I love the fluffy socks.

Tom: My zombie repellent shirt has sparkles all over it!

Evalyn: Mommy, you can't go any ware.  You can't go because I love ya.

Don't be weak. 10/7/13

Kaiya: Remember when I went on the big ride at six flags and the workers almost gave me another ride because I used my cuteness?  My puppy face always works on people who are weak to cute things.

So Old Fashioned. 10/5/2013

Kaiya: What's a dictionary?  Why don't they just look it up online?  A dictionary sounds so old fashioned.

Evalyn: Mommy, look at me I'm sliding like a penguin.  Quack, quack, quack!  Look I'm jumping like a penguin too!

Evalyn: Daddy, I'm a queen.  Do you want to come in my castle and you can be a  ... guy?

Tom: Alright girls quick anatomy lesson.  This area is what we call a pelvis.  It is a pelvis but the pelvis is actually this whole area.  (gestures to his entire pelvis area) This area in between the legs is called a crotch.
Kaiya: What?! That's a silly name.  It should be called the pelvis.
Tom: I know. We say pelvis because it sounds better than Crotch. Crotch just sounds so ... ugh. Pelvis just rolls off the tongue better.
(Whispers to Mysti) That sounded dirty.
Morgan: Pelvis really does sound better than crotch.

Viola: I'm the queen of the queen castle. Morgan you aren't the queen!  You are just a neckey butt!