Kaiya: This is a disaster!
Me: What is a disaster?
Kaiya: I’m all funned out.
Morgan: I want an Aurora birthday party.
Kaiya: I want a dinosaur birthday on my next birthday.
Morgan: I dinosaur too.
Me: Are you sure Morgan, or are you just saying what Kaiya wants?
Morgan: I dinosaur party.
Me: What kind of dinosaur do you want?
Morgan: Ummm Aurora.
Morgan: Mommy a kitty chair, a kitty chair, a kitty, baby awake, crackers!
Kaiya: Daddy, you’re fat.
Tom: I’m not fat.
Kaiya: Yes you are.
…
Tom: It’s not nice to call people fat.
Kaiya: I’m not calling you fat. You’re just fat.
Tom: *laughing*
Kaiya: (Trying to explain why she isn’t insulting Tom) Fat daddies are … fat.
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