Kaiya (with a Sothern accent): Morgan, I am the bride. The brides do the cookin’. I am makin’ the food and I have an apron on so that my dress won’t get messy. Do you want to marry me?
Mysti: Morgan we don’t put binkies in our pelvises. Keep toys out of your pelvis and butt.
Mysti: Morgan get that crown out of your but! If you put any more toys in between your butt cheeks today you will go in time out.
Kaiya (Moaning): Ouch oh ouch……
Morgan: Kaiya what’s wrong?
Kaiya: I’m hurt and dying.
Kaiya (to me): Morgan just hurted me very badly.
Kaiya (Handing me a sticker with the letter B on it): Mom I just want you to have this so you will remember your father. It will just remind you of him.
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