Penguins!

Kaiya: Dad, is your brain sleepy?
Tom: No.
Kaiya: Then you should use it.

Kaiya: Morgan, what where you playing?
Morgan: Because.
Kaiya: Because why?
Morgan Because.

Mysti: Look at this, Morgan. I can stick this spoon to my nose.
Morgan: I need to do that!
Mysti: OK. I’ll just help you.
Morgan: No I because.

Morgan (singing): Old Mc Donald’s had a farm E-I-E-I-O. And on that farm he had some stickies E-I-E-I-O.

Morgan: Look it’s a penguin *bock bock*.
Morgan (singing): Penguin penguin little fishy in the sea.
Mysti: Morgan, penguins do swim, but they are birds.
Morgan: Oh…..*tweet tweet*.

The crying... The crying...

Tom: Morgan, you need a belt.
Morgan: No, I don’t want to need a belt any more!
Tom: That made no sense. Were you trying to make sense.
Morgan: No.

Kaiya (hugging Tom‘s arm): I am just so snuggly to day. We can never stop the snuggles! We just need to snuggle forever.

Kaiya: Daddy, I have a good idea. Whoever stays in the tub the longest can have a piece of candy.
Tom: You are the only one in the tub though.
Kaiya (big smile): I know that was the idea!

Morgan (screaming): I want Mommy ti brush my teeth!
Tom: She did brush your teeth.
Morgan (screaming): I want Mommy ti brush my teeth!
Tom: She did already.
Morgan (screaming): I want Mommy ti brush my teeth!
Tom: She did. I know she brushed your teeth.
Morgan (screaming): I want Mommy ti brush my teeth!
Tom (louder): She did brush your teeth!

Mysti (to her brother): Have you ever had one of those days where you just want to go on a slapping spree?

A good choice.

Kaiya: Mom, you just get older and older every day.

Morgan: No! I no want to go to Grandema’s house any more… I want to go home.

Kaiya: Mommy, when I’m a grownup, I won’t bug Morgan. But when Morgan’s a grownup, she’ll never stop the bugging.

Kaiya: Mom, you have two choices, one: you can let me go to a friend’s house, or two: you can say no and I will be mad and sad all at the same time. Now make a good choice.

Morgan: Mom, I am so full. Can I have some of that bread?

Mysti: Morgan, say ah.
Viola: Aaahhhh!

School, friends and Orca Whales

Mysti: Doesn't your brother have an android phone or something?
Tom: It's a Palm Pre.
Mysti: When is your brother's birthday?
Tom: I don't know.
Mysti: *giggle*
Tom: What?
Mysti: I love that you know what kind of phone he has, but you don't know his birthday. The male social dynamics are very entertaining to me.

(Sadie is the girl across the street.)
Kaiya: "Mom, I am just going out to get a quick Sadie."

Kaiya: Mom, I learned lots of things at school.
Me: What did you learn today?!
Kaiya: I don't know. I can't remember

Kaiya: I love Morgan, Evalyn and Viola. Lets keep them.

Morgan: Mommy, Kaiya is gone. Now I no bug her!

Morgan: Mwa ha ha ha ha! I sitting in your chair, Kaiya.

Kaiya: Mommy, with that necklace on you are just as pretty as Ponyo. You look just as pretty as a fish.

(Morgan's new favorite toy is a stuffed Orca Whale.)
Morgan: It isn’t a flipper! It is an orca tail!

Morgan : *shouting* Mom where are you!
Mysti: I am just over here.
Morgan: *loud whisper* Shhh. The orca is sleeping!

Mysti: Morgan, do you want to push a button?
Morgan: Yes! (pushes the button) teehee.

Kaiya: Mom, can I paint a picture for you? You can paint one for me too. It will be so romantic. *sigh*

Aug 15th to 28th 2010

Tom: Where did you get such a cute little butt?
Kaiya: Uhhh. Jesus made it?

Kaiya: I’m making a gun.
Tom: What are you going to shoot with it?
Kaiya: Uh you.

Tom ( putting parmesan cheese on pasta) : Morgan say when.
Morgan: I win!

Mysti: You knew there were cupcakes. Why did you fill up on salad?

Kaiya: Don’t make me eat my own butt! (in an airy voice) I think it’s beautiful.

Kaiya: When I grow up I can be a mommy. When Morgan grows up she can be a sea plane pirate. When the babies grow up they get to be astronauts.

Kaiya amd Morgan: *singing* Old Mc Donald had a farm eieioh, and on that farm he had some underwear eieioh. With some underwear underwear hear and some underwear underwear there eieioh,

Kaiya (wearing a crown and a dress-up wedding dress, looking for her veil): I found it! Now I can be the princess bride!

Kaiya (climbing off a desk): It’s OK. I’m OK. It’s just my hip.

Kaiya ( when having a splinter taken out ): No don’t sew me!

Morgan ( When screaming bloody murder at bed time ) Ah ah ah Daddy I snuggle! Ah ah ah Mommy I snuggle Kaiya!!!!

Kaiya: Mommy I dressed you up like a queen. Now you are as gorgeous as me.

An overdue update

Kaiya: What's in your pocket? *sticks hand in Mysti’s back pocket* A butt? *singing* Smooshy butt smooshy butt. Spank the bottom.

Kaiya: What's pick-pocketing?

Morgan: I some more fruit snacks.
Mysti: No
Morgan: Yes
Mysti: No
Morgan: (grabbes my nose) *giggles* talk like Squidward.

Kaiya: Morgan stop it. I don’t like the enthusiasm!

Morgan: Mom, Kaiya bugs me!
Mysti: What did she do?
Morgan: Kaiya kisses me! I don’t like them.

Kaiya (getting changed out of a fancy dress): Mom the normal Kaiya is coming back now.

Mysti (talking to Viola): Who’s my silly girl?
Evalyn: Sguee *kick*

Mysti: Morgan please stop licking my mascara out of the tube.

Kaiya: I’ve been sucking on my underpants!

Kaiya: Mom I need a two piece swimming suite. It makes it so my beautiful butt doesn’t show.

Kaiya: I’m so proud of you, Mother and Father.

Tom: Now that we have a toaster, we should get some toaster strudel.
Mysti: I’ve never had toasted toaster strudel.

Kaiya had just stabbed the Mysti dragon. Mysti fell down dead and asked, "Now what are you going to do?"
Kaiya said, "Cut you up" and proceeded to pretend to dice Mysti.
When Mysti was all sliced up into little bits, she asked "Now what will you do with me?"
Kaiya said, "Now we eat you!" and merrily started feeding hand-fulls of diced mommy to Evalyn and Viola.

July 26 2010

Kaiya: This is a disaster!
Me: What is a disaster?
Kaiya: I’m all funned out.

Morgan: I want an Aurora birthday party.
Kaiya: I want a dinosaur birthday on my next birthday.
Morgan: I dinosaur too.
Me: Are you sure Morgan, or are you just saying what Kaiya wants?
Morgan: I dinosaur party.
Me: What kind of dinosaur do you want?
Morgan: Ummm Aurora.

Morgan: Mommy a kitty chair, a kitty chair, a kitty, baby awake, crackers!

Kaiya: Daddy, you’re fat.
Tom: I’m not fat.
Kaiya: Yes you are.
…
Tom: It’s not nice to call people fat.
Kaiya: I’m not calling you fat. You’re just fat.
Tom: *laughing*
Kaiya: (Trying to explain why she isn’t insulting Tom) Fat daddies are … fat.