Sleepy Ramblings

( After one hour of sleep in 48 hours Tom was slurring and VERY incoherent. He had been working on the over-the-top Halloween decorations and costumes for his office party. )

Tom: So it was a morning…..I don’t remember what morning they all blended together. So it was this morning and I was in the cubicle, the one by the Vampires. So I was working away on these costumes….workety workety workety. And then I was all like “I need a drink who wants a drink?” And they were like “ get me diet Mountain Dew!” So I was getting the drinks and thinking of the rubber mouses, because that’s just not right! Then this little mouse scurried out and along the wall - scurry, scurry, scurry (makes little scurrying motions with his hands) - then it ran right under the vending machine! Then I thought, “That is so weird because those vending machines don’t even have Mountain Dew. I have to go to the other break room!”

Tom: I’m not a little girl. But I work with one every day.

Tom (girley voice): ooohhh Toast! Thank you, my butter knife!

Tom (addressing his foot, which wiggles when he is tired): You just stop that wiggling, foot. You stop it now. You are going to give us away, you traitor. *sssshhhh*

Mysti: OK, Tom you don’t have to sleep. Just go up to the bed room. I took apart the bed and turned it into a time machine. You just lay down on it and time travel to the next morning.
Tom: *hmph* You’re not stupid, me! You won’t be fooled.

Tom: My nipple? It’s a different person? (pointing to nipple) Sucker! You just got your shock on!

Tom: We have to go watch the Red Dwarf on the big screen.
Mysti: No we need to stay upstairs because my legs hurt.
Tom: No. I will carry you it will be awesome. Like a slide!
Mysti: No I’ll turn it on upstairs on the net book.
Tom: But the little screen is lame and my sleepy eyes can’t focus on it…..Not that I’m sleepy, or have eyes.

Tom: Why am I not this funny all the time? I’m awesome. I should stay up all the time on an all Rockstar diet.

Tom: Are you going to unfriend Bookface me?

It's Wogurt!

Morgan: I need a glass slipper.
Kaiya: No you are a big dog. Big dogs don’t need glass slippers.

Kaiya: My hair is so pretty and so is my cloths. It is a pretty day!

Kaiya: Mommy, can you tie on this cape? I am going to be a super hero so that I can save days!

Morgan: I want ‘anilla wogurt.
Kaiya: Morgan, it’s banilla. Say Ba … nilla
Morgan: Banilla. … Say Wo …. gurt. Wogurt!

Kaiya (to Morgan): Oh, servant. I need more food!

Morgan: *gasp* Daddy home! I love him so much!

Mud, Swards and Diamonds

Morgan: I’m sleeping tooty!

Kaiya: I have a guitar, now all I need is some shades.

Kaiya: Our babies will always be in our hearts. I adore them so much! They are just so adorable.

Kaiya (to Evalyn): I love you so much snuggle buddy.
Evalyn: *giggle* (pat Kaiya on the face).

Tom: Are you going to be a rock-star today, Mysti?
Mysti: I am at least going to drink like one.

Morgan: I need my diamond cloths. I’m so cold!
Tom: You need your diamond cloths?
Morgan: No! I need DIAMOND cloths!!!
Tom: Man, you are expensive.

Kaiya: Mom, What is the hardest part of being an octopus?
Mysti: Ummm. I don’t know, what?
Kaiya: It takes so long to wash your hands for dinner!

Kaiya: I like loud things.
Mysti: Is that why you love Morgan so much?
Kaiya: Yes it is.
Mysti (to Viola): You are not loud though. You are squeaky.
Kaiya: Don’t worry Viola. I love you even though you are not loud.

Kaiya: Mom, If you are not going to let me watch T.V. all day then I am going to just strut away.

Mysti: Morgan we don’t sword fight with butter knifes.

Kaiya: Daddy, you are full of awesome!

Kaiya: Daddy, you keep us safe with your sword that chops heads off!

Kaiya: Who wants mud cup cakes?!

Morgan: Mommy, I need a snack. I need cup cakes!

Viola (sing song vioce): Dada dada iddle diddle dadadadaiddle.

Tom: Let go of my face or I will ……………. tickle you!

Tom: Can’t you just hug me?
Morgan: No!
Tom: Can’t you just kiss me?
Morgan: NO!
Tom: Can’t you just love me?
Morgan: NO!
Tom: Can’t you just think I’m great?
Morgan: No!
Tom: Can’t you just let me zerbit your tummy?
Morgan (giggle): No….
Tom (blows on the belly)
Morgan: (giggle) Do it again!

Penguins!

Kaiya: Dad, is your brain sleepy?
Tom: No.
Kaiya: Then you should use it.

Kaiya: Morgan, what where you playing?
Morgan: Because.
Kaiya: Because why?
Morgan Because.

Mysti: Look at this, Morgan. I can stick this spoon to my nose.
Morgan: I need to do that!
Mysti: OK. I’ll just help you.
Morgan: No I because.

Morgan (singing): Old Mc Donald’s had a farm E-I-E-I-O. And on that farm he had some stickies E-I-E-I-O.

Morgan: Look it’s a penguin *bock bock*.
Morgan (singing): Penguin penguin little fishy in the sea.
Mysti: Morgan, penguins do swim, but they are birds.
Morgan: Oh…..*tweet tweet*.

The crying... The crying...

Tom: Morgan, you need a belt.
Morgan: No, I don’t want to need a belt any more!
Tom: That made no sense. Were you trying to make sense.
Morgan: No.

Kaiya (hugging Tom‘s arm): I am just so snuggly to day. We can never stop the snuggles! We just need to snuggle forever.

Kaiya: Daddy, I have a good idea. Whoever stays in the tub the longest can have a piece of candy.
Tom: You are the only one in the tub though.
Kaiya (big smile): I know that was the idea!

Morgan (screaming): I want Mommy ti brush my teeth!
Tom: She did brush your teeth.
Morgan (screaming): I want Mommy ti brush my teeth!
Tom: She did already.
Morgan (screaming): I want Mommy ti brush my teeth!
Tom: She did. I know she brushed your teeth.
Morgan (screaming): I want Mommy ti brush my teeth!
Tom (louder): She did brush your teeth!

Mysti (to her brother): Have you ever had one of those days where you just want to go on a slapping spree?

A good choice.

Kaiya: Mom, you just get older and older every day.

Morgan: No! I no want to go to Grandema’s house any more… I want to go home.

Kaiya: Mommy, when I’m a grownup, I won’t bug Morgan. But when Morgan’s a grownup, she’ll never stop the bugging.

Kaiya: Mom, you have two choices, one: you can let me go to a friend’s house, or two: you can say no and I will be mad and sad all at the same time. Now make a good choice.

Morgan: Mom, I am so full. Can I have some of that bread?

Mysti: Morgan, say ah.
Viola: Aaahhhh!

School, friends and Orca Whales

Mysti: Doesn't your brother have an android phone or something?
Tom: It's a Palm Pre.
Mysti: When is your brother's birthday?
Tom: I don't know.
Mysti: *giggle*
Tom: What?
Mysti: I love that you know what kind of phone he has, but you don't know his birthday. The male social dynamics are very entertaining to me.

(Sadie is the girl across the street.)
Kaiya: "Mom, I am just going out to get a quick Sadie."

Kaiya: Mom, I learned lots of things at school.
Me: What did you learn today?!
Kaiya: I don't know. I can't remember

Kaiya: I love Morgan, Evalyn and Viola. Lets keep them.

Morgan: Mommy, Kaiya is gone. Now I no bug her!

Morgan: Mwa ha ha ha ha! I sitting in your chair, Kaiya.

Kaiya: Mommy, with that necklace on you are just as pretty as Ponyo. You look just as pretty as a fish.

(Morgan's new favorite toy is a stuffed Orca Whale.)
Morgan: It isn’t a flipper! It is an orca tail!

Morgan : *shouting* Mom where are you!
Mysti: I am just over here.
Morgan: *loud whisper* Shhh. The orca is sleeping!

Mysti: Morgan, do you want to push a button?
Morgan: Yes! (pushes the button) teehee.

Kaiya: Mom, can I paint a picture for you? You can paint one for me too. It will be so romantic. *sigh*