Kaiya: It is no fun jumping on leaves unless you are mouses. Mouses can make trampolines out of leaves and it is so fun…..Oh that would be so cute to watch.
(Kaiya and Morgan are pretending to get married)
Mysti: Kaiya, your wife is so lovely. I wish I had a Morgan like yours. How did you ever get lucky enough to find her?
Kaiya: Oh I just found her in the forest.
Morgan: Lets break your neck mom.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Monday, November 15, 2010
Smells like spider.
Kaiya: That was my idea. I thought of it with my brain.
Mysti: Yep. Your brain works great.
Kaiya: All of ours do. But not Daddy’s.
Kaiya: My butt smells like a little bit of spider.
Mysti: *giggle*
Kaiya: What? Does it smell like chicken?
Mysti: I think it is smells closer to chicken than spider.
Morgan: I’m hungry, I need some butter with toast.
Kaiya: Mom, if you get to big for that ball you just give it to me.
Mysti: Yep. Your brain works great.
Kaiya: All of ours do. But not Daddy’s.
Kaiya: My butt smells like a little bit of spider.
Mysti: *giggle*
Kaiya: What? Does it smell like chicken?
Mysti: I think it is smells closer to chicken than spider.
Morgan: I’m hungry, I need some butter with toast.
Kaiya: Mom, if you get to big for that ball you just give it to me.
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Bad parenting.
Kaiya: My parents won’t let me do what ever I want to do! They are just such mean heads! They should let me do what I want to do. They are so boring, boring, boring!
Tom: Kaiya, get back to bed now.
Kaiya: But I want to read a book in bed!
Tom: You stay up too late when you have books in bed. Leave it there and go back to bed.
Kaiya: DAAAAAD! You’re being such a weenie!
Tom: Kaiya, get back to bed now.
Kaiya: But I want to read a book in bed!
Tom: You stay up too late when you have books in bed. Leave it there and go back to bed.
Kaiya: DAAAAAD! You’re being such a weenie!
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
The fro-hawk!
(Tom got a mohawk)
Tom: Mysti, you have absolutely no poker face. If disapproval was a jacket you would be wearing it right now.
Mysti: I am just sad. You uglied up my husband something fierce.
Tom (often resembles Robert Pattinson): Who looks like Edward now? Punk’s not dead, it’s undead!
Tom: Mysti, you have absolutely no poker face. If disapproval was a jacket you would be wearing it right now.
Mysti: I am just sad. You uglied up my husband something fierce.
Tom (often resembles Robert Pattinson): Who looks like Edward now? Punk’s not dead, it’s undead!
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Sleepy Ramblings
( After one hour of sleep in 48 hours Tom was slurring and VERY incoherent. He had been working on the over-the-top Halloween decorations and costumes for his office party. )
Tom: So it was a morning…..I don’t remember what morning they all blended together. So it was this morning and I was in the cubicle, the one by the Vampires. So I was working away on these costumes….workety workety workety. And then I was all like “I need a drink who wants a drink?” And they were like “ get me diet Mountain Dew!” So I was getting the drinks and thinking of the rubber mouses, because that’s just not right! Then this little mouse scurried out and along the wall - scurry, scurry, scurry (makes little scurrying motions with his hands) - then it ran right under the vending machine! Then I thought, “That is so weird because those vending machines don’t even have Mountain Dew. I have to go to the other break room!”
Tom: I’m not a little girl. But I work with one every day.
Tom (girley voice): ooohhh Toast! Thank you, my butter knife!
Tom (addressing his foot, which wiggles when he is tired): You just stop that wiggling, foot. You stop it now. You are going to give us away, you traitor. *sssshhhh*
Mysti: OK, Tom you don’t have to sleep. Just go up to the bed room. I took apart the bed and turned it into a time machine. You just lay down on it and time travel to the next morning.
Tom: *hmph* You’re not stupid, me! You won’t be fooled.
Tom: My nipple? It’s a different person? (pointing to nipple) Sucker! You just got your shock on!
Tom: We have to go watch the Red Dwarf on the big screen.
Mysti: No we need to stay upstairs because my legs hurt.
Tom: No. I will carry you it will be awesome. Like a slide!
Mysti: No I’ll turn it on upstairs on the net book.
Tom: But the little screen is lame and my sleepy eyes can’t focus on it…..Not that I’m sleepy, or have eyes.
Tom: Why am I not this funny all the time? I’m awesome. I should stay up all the time on an all Rockstar diet.
Tom: Are you going to unfriend Bookface me?
Tom: So it was a morning…..I don’t remember what morning they all blended together. So it was this morning and I was in the cubicle, the one by the Vampires. So I was working away on these costumes….workety workety workety. And then I was all like “I need a drink who wants a drink?” And they were like “ get me diet Mountain Dew!” So I was getting the drinks and thinking of the rubber mouses, because that’s just not right! Then this little mouse scurried out and along the wall - scurry, scurry, scurry (makes little scurrying motions with his hands) - then it ran right under the vending machine! Then I thought, “That is so weird because those vending machines don’t even have Mountain Dew. I have to go to the other break room!”
Tom: I’m not a little girl. But I work with one every day.
Tom (girley voice): ooohhh Toast! Thank you, my butter knife!
Tom (addressing his foot, which wiggles when he is tired): You just stop that wiggling, foot. You stop it now. You are going to give us away, you traitor. *sssshhhh*
Mysti: OK, Tom you don’t have to sleep. Just go up to the bed room. I took apart the bed and turned it into a time machine. You just lay down on it and time travel to the next morning.
Tom: *hmph* You’re not stupid, me! You won’t be fooled.
Tom: My nipple? It’s a different person? (pointing to nipple) Sucker! You just got your shock on!
Tom: We have to go watch the Red Dwarf on the big screen.
Mysti: No we need to stay upstairs because my legs hurt.
Tom: No. I will carry you it will be awesome. Like a slide!
Mysti: No I’ll turn it on upstairs on the net book.
Tom: But the little screen is lame and my sleepy eyes can’t focus on it…..Not that I’m sleepy, or have eyes.
Tom: Why am I not this funny all the time? I’m awesome. I should stay up all the time on an all Rockstar diet.
Tom: Are you going to unfriend Bookface me?
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
It's Wogurt!
Morgan: I need a glass slipper.
Kaiya: No you are a big dog. Big dogs don’t need glass slippers.
Kaiya: My hair is so pretty and so is my cloths. It is a pretty day!
Kaiya: Mommy, can you tie on this cape? I am going to be a super hero so that I can save days!
Morgan: I want ‘anilla wogurt.
Kaiya: Morgan, it’s banilla. Say Ba … nilla
Morgan: Banilla. … Say Wo …. gurt. Wogurt!
Kaiya (to Morgan): Oh, servant. I need more food!
Morgan: *gasp* Daddy home! I love him so much!
Kaiya: No you are a big dog. Big dogs don’t need glass slippers.
Kaiya: My hair is so pretty and so is my cloths. It is a pretty day!
Kaiya: Mommy, can you tie on this cape? I am going to be a super hero so that I can save days!
Morgan: I want ‘anilla wogurt.
Kaiya: Morgan, it’s banilla. Say Ba … nilla
Morgan: Banilla. … Say Wo …. gurt. Wogurt!
Kaiya (to Morgan): Oh, servant. I need more food!
Morgan: *gasp* Daddy home! I love him so much!
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