No scampering. 10/11/13

Morgan: Hey Kaiya, remember when you made that beaver that sees it's shadow?
Kaiya: Huh?
Mysti: That is a groundhog, you silly.
Morgan: Oh...what?
Mysti: Morgan, I love that to you most fuzzy brown animals are just beavers.


Evalyn (runs into the bathroom yelling while I am in the shower): Mama, I need your help!
Mysti: What's wrong.
Evalyn: I need one, two, three and one suckers!
Mysti: You do?  You need one, two, three and one suckers?
Evalyn: Yeah, I do, and this one (pointing to her thumb) is a blue sucker.


Mysti: Kaiya, why don't you get dressed and come play in the yard with me?
Kaiya: Psh! Cloths are for suckers! ...Not that you're a sucker mom.


Morgan: Bow to your queen!!


Morgan: I finished my food so fast.  It's like it just Spanished into thin air.


Tom: Ssshhh. No scampering.

My damage... 10/10/13

Viola: Mom, what's your damage?
Mysti: ... What?
Viola: Yeah, and where are your boobs?

Tom: If you are going to do something, do it kind of right.

Viola: ATTACK!
Tom: Eak!  I'm getting attacked in the butt.

A walking and talking puppy. 10/21/2013

Kaiya: Mom, if a bad guy broke into our house and he was allergic to squeaks Evelyn and I would make him sneeze a lot.

Viola: Dad, I'm not a puppy!  I'm just Buddy. See I'm not a puppy because I'm can talk and walk.
Viola: Dad, now I'm a talking puppy.  Call me talking puppy, Buddy.

Kaiya (about the bug in her room): I have it surrounded with toilet paper, but it won't last for long. It's a tricky little fella!

Viola: Sssshhhh, be quiet or else the boys will hear you and kill you. So just be quiet okay.? (She was only imagining that homicidal boys were at our house.)

Morgan (while doing homework) But! (laughs) Like this butt! (shakes her butt at me)

Viola: Look at this book! (it's a Barbie cook book) This book is about dirty diapers. It has a lot of dirty diapers in it.

Evalyn: Mommy, I love ya!  I just need you.

Tom: This guy is in the hospital dying with pneumonia.
Mysti: I'm so sorry about your coworker.
Tom: He might pull through poor guy. It's a bummer.
Mysti: Did you really just say that?  "It's a bummer."
Tom: You love me.  I help you with your study of the male social dynamics.
Mysti: You are my study of many things.
Tom: Day number 382, Tom is starting to suspect that he is being studied.

Mysti: Why does my mail have my name as "Mysh Hood" so often. "Mysh" really?

Mysti: Tom, pro tip, never turn your back on Viola for more than a minute.
Tom: That is a good tip.

Twin fun 10/16/2013

Mysti: Evey, I love you.  Could you be any cuter?
Evalyn: Uh huh. (then she starts prancing around the room and squeaking.)


Viola: It's time for the snuggles!

Obey me, I'm your queen! 10/13/2013

Morgan: Get back hear you. Fruit Loops, obey me, I'm your queen!

Morgan: Mom, I don't want muffins can I have peanut butter and jelly instead? Can I have cereal, anything else?
Mysti: Sure we can do that.  You don't have to eat muffins.  They are too delicious anyway.
Morgan: But I want muffins.  Why can't I have them?
Mysti (to Tom): Chicks man!

Moms are for cuddling. 10/12/2013

Evalyn: (farts while snuggling Mysti) Mom, I just farted at ya! (giggles)

Viola: Daddy, you can't snuggle me!  You are for rough housing.  Only mom is for cuddles.

How to deal with sad babies. 10/11/2013

Evalyn: Mom, these babies are sad. Aww, the little babies. Now I need to tie them up.

Kaiya: Happy! Happy!
Morgan: What does that even mean?
Kaiya: It means that I'm happy!

Viola: (runs up to Mysti in nothing but underwear) Mom, I need to go cook!
Mysti: I think daddy just finished watching a show about people doing that...
(Tom had just finished watching Breaking Bad a week earlier.)